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Adventures, follies, and unforgettable moments from the depths of millennial parenthood. Sent every other week to 1,800+ moms and dads who are simultaneously crushing it and being crushed by it.

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A Tale of Two Parks and Rec Youth Class Coaches

Mar 27, 2026

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7 min read

A Tale of Two Parks and Rec Youth Class Coaches

It was the age of structured drills, it was the age of catastrophic bubble popping.

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
Irreparable damage

Mar 13, 2026

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8 min read

Irreparable damage

There’s such a fine line between teaching and traumatizing...

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
Love is in the air.

Feb 27, 2026

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8 min read

Love is in the air.

We will go to extraordinary lengths for the ones we love.

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
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A Tale of Two Parks and Rec Youth Class Coaches

A Tale of Two Parks and Rec Youth Class Coaches

Mar 27, 2026

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7 min read

Irreparable damage

Irreparable damage

Mar 13, 2026

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8 min read

Love is in the air.

Love is in the air.

Feb 27, 2026

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8 min read

"$22,000 for a trench? Are you f*cking kidding me?" and other things I wish I had said to that slimeball.

"$22,000 for a trench? Are you f*cking kidding me?" and other things I wish I had said to that slimeball.

Feb 13, 2026

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8 min read