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It's pure chaos, but
at least it’s funny.

Adventures, follies, and unforgettable moments from the depths of millennial parenthood. Sent every other week to 1,200+ moms and dads who are simultaneously crushing it and being crushed by it.

Parental Advisory is a certified AI-slop-free publication. All poor stylistic decisions are organic and the fault of the author alone.

The natural consequences of natural consequences

Aug 14, 2026

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3 min read

The natural consequences of natural consequences

The punishment does not fit the crime.

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
What not to do when your kid says they “want a new dad”

Jul 31, 2026

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2 min read

What not to do when your kid says they “want a new dad”

I could've handled this better. Differently, at least.

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
The Art of the Deal

Jul 17, 2026

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2 min read

The Art of the Deal

Our 4-year-old doesn't get her argument abilities from me.

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
We're really glad our daughter wasn't eaten by a cougar in the cherry orchard

Jul 3, 2026

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3 min read

We're really glad our daughter wasn't eaten by a cougar in the cherry orchard

Modern parents don't know what they really want

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
Are you gonna have another kid?

Jun 19, 2026

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3 min read

Are you gonna have another kid?

I have bad reasons for wanting good things

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
Double the babies, double the... fun?

Jun 5, 2026

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3 min read

Double the babies, double the... fun?

A field guide to having twins (sort of)

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
One helluva bedtime routine

May 22, 2026

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3 min read

One helluva bedtime routine

I'm really banking on the idea that some day I'll miss this stuff. We'll see.

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

May 8, 2026

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4 min read

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

It's a lot of semantics these days.

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
Certainty & confusion

Apr 24, 2026

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2 min read

Certainty & confusion

Put yourself in a four-year-old's shoes for a moment.

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
Happy birthday to me

Apr 10, 2026

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7 min read

Happy birthday to me

Being born on April Fool's Day is a curse (and maybe a bit of a blessing?)

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
A tale of two parks and rec youth class coaches

Mar 27, 2026

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7 min read

A tale of two parks and rec youth class coaches

It was the age of structured drills, it was the age of catastrophic bubble popping.

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
Irreparable damage

Mar 13, 2026

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8 min read

Irreparable damage

There’s such a fine line between teaching and traumatizing...

Will Steiner
Will Steiner
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