Mostly writing about the insane, hilarious stuff that happens at home with my three kids.
Oct 9, 2026
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3 min read
Some crimes warrant the ultimate punishment.
Sep 25, 2026
4 min read
A very personal story
Sep 11, 2026
6 min read
I'm gonna try to kill something. She'll have to actively try not to.
Aug 28, 2026
Five hours in. Six hours to go.
Aug 14, 2026
The punishment does not fit the crime.
Jul 31, 2026
2 min read
I could've handled this better. Differently, at least.
Jul 17, 2026
Our 4-year-old doesn't get her argument abilities from me.
Jul 3, 2026
Modern parents don't know what they really want
Jun 19, 2026
I have bad reasons for wanting good things
Jun 5, 2026
A field guide to having twins (sort of)
May 22, 2026
I'm really banking on the idea that some day I'll miss this stuff. We'll see.
May 8, 2026
It's a lot of semantics these days.
Apr 24, 2026
Put yourself in a four-year-old's shoes for a moment.
Apr 10, 2026
7 min read
Being born on April Fool's Day is a curse (and maybe a bit of a blessing?)
Mar 27, 2026
It was the age of structured drills, it was the age of catastrophic bubble popping.
Mar 13, 2026
8 min read
There’s such a fine line between teaching and traumatizing...
Feb 27, 2026
We will go to extraordinary lengths for the ones we love.
Feb 13, 2026
It's hard to trust people who eat what they kill.
